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The Eternal Anglo vs the kraut

Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:33 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:33 pm
Let it begin
But first, RIP Rhodesia
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Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:39 pm to
Brits are garbage people who wouldn't be anything notable if not for Germanic admixture via the Angles, Saxons, Danes, and Normans.

Germans have given us Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Beethoven and Bach, Hegel and Nietzsche, the Printing Press, Protestantism via Luther, and the Automobile among other great contributions.

The Anglos have given us Super Aids.
This post was edited on 12/1/18 at 11:40 pm
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:44 pm to
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Brits are garbage people who wouldn't be anything notable if not for Germanic admixture via the Angles, Saxons, Danes, and Normans.

Romans would've been nothing without Hellenistic culture too. The English perfected it

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Germans have given us Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Beethoven and Bach, Hegel and Nietzsche, the Printing Press, Protestantism via Luther, and the Automobile among other great contributions.

England gave us several first world countries, civilized India as much as it could, a language most of the world knows to conduct business and appear learned, and the Anglo put the Germans in their place

Germans gave us that cow Merkel. And communism, nice one releasing lenin
This post was edited on 12/1/18 at 11:45 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:46 pm to
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Romans would've been nothing without Hellenistic culture too.


Don't even get me started on the Meds.

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England gave us several first world countries


lol name one

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civilized India as much as it could


They literally don't have toilets.

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a language most of the world knows to conduct business and appear learned


Yea, hooray for island German

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Anglo put the Germans in their place


When?

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Germans gave us that cow Merkel


You're actually right here.

Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:48 pm to
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And communism, nice one releasing lenin


Nevermind, not going to touch that one.
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Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:52 pm to
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lol name one

One?
United States
More?
People's Republic of Canada
Australia
New Zealand

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They literally don't have toilets.

As I said, civilized as much as it could be. You can lead a horse to water but cant make it drink, and you can lead a poo in loo to indoor plumbing but cant make him use it


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Yea, hooray for island German

Island Germany didn't spread German though

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When?

WW1, WW2, even Brexit was a good laugh at the Germans moment (though the outcome has been disappointing)
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/1/18 at 11:58 pm to
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United States



Germans outnumber Anglos in the US and the Democratic principles upon which this country was founded were grown from the seeds of early Anglo traditions such as the thing which they brought from Germany. Ben Franklin talked about this himself.

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People's Republic of Canada Australia New Zealand


Those aren't really real countries.

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WW1


The Bankers did that and anyhow the Germans won WW1, they lost Versailles.

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WW2


Soviets and Americans...and need I add that America leaned heavily on Germans to win WW2; Eisenhower, Spaatz, Nimitz etc.

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Brexit


Implying modern "Germans" are actually German.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:08 am to
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Germans outnumber Anglos in the US

A result of the poor decision to open up our immigration.
Anglos founded the country though and won the revolution, Hessians fought against us for the brits and lost. Germans are 2nd in terms of cultural standing in the American hierarchy. Irish are obviously last


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Those aren't really real countries.

Canada isn't really, Australia could be labeled as a myth, kiwis are real though

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The Bankers did that

True and we decided to enter supposedly based on the sinking of a british passenger ship that smuggling munitions.
Still, the Anglo family's gotta stick together

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the Germans won WW1, they lost Versailles.

Germans were getting kicked out of France when they surrendered. The last offensive for them failed
Versailles was a mistake though, all's it did was setup another war

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Soviets and Americans...and need I add that America leaned heavily on Germans to win WW2; Eisenhower, Spaatz, Nimitz etc.

Who cares about the potato drinkers? We sent them food and trucks before we entered so that they wouldn't starve while they sat in the snow
And one of our best commanders, Patton, was an Anglo IIRC

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Implying modern "Germans" are actually German.

Good point
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:17 am to
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A result of the poor decision to open up our immigration


Those immigrants won your civil war for you as 1 in 4 Federal Soldiers were German born. A civil war that may not have happened had von Stueben not whipped the Continental Army in to fighting shape during the Revolution with Prussian efficiency.

Also look at where Germans live today:



literally all the good parts. The American heartland. If it's grown, produced, or manufactured in America it's done by German Americans. German America is the real America. The prevailing American culture is a German one, even down to the standard American accent.

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Germans are 2nd in terms of cultural standing in the American hierarchy.


This is probably accurate though to the country's detriment. Two of our Nation's greatest leaders, Nixon and Trump, were Germans.

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kiwis are real though


Kiwis are definitely not real. They just let the Israeli courts issue a monetary judgement against two of their citizens over BDS activities. Real countries wouldn't put up with that shite. LINK

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True and we decided to enter supposedly based on the sinking of a british passenger ship that smuggling munitions.


It's good to meet someone else who is woke. I knew I liked you.

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Still, the Anglo family's gotta stick together


Quite a great commonwealth family you've got there. India, Pakis, Zim, SA. Wow what a winning team.

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Germans were getting kicked out of France when they surrendered. The last offensive for them failed Versailles was a mistake though, all's it did was setup another war


Not even being trolly here; read Cross of Iron by John Mosier. The Germans were wiping the slate in WW1. Casualty rates on the Eastern Front which they fully won were like 10 to 1, in the West they were like 3 to 1. Not a single battle was fought in Germany and at the height of the war Paris was being bombarded. I get that the last offensive didn't go well but it ended in a ceasefire to go to the negotiating table, and after a pause and the bankers did their thing the Germans weren't in a tenable position at Versailles. The Bankers literally won that for the Allies, not the Allies themselves.

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And one of our best commanders, Patton, was an Anglo IIRC


What did Patton think of the Germans? You want to have a woke Patton thread? You trying to get banned?
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Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:36 am to
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Those immigrants won your civil war for you

Eh, Irish say the same thing.
War wouldn't have happened in the first place had the south not imported people for farm equipment, and the north constantly put them on edge about it

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A civil war that may not have happened had von Stueben not whipped the Continental Army in to fighting shape during the Revolution with Prussian efficiency.

Dekaulb as well was important, wont deny that. But it was anglos that fought and won that war

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This is probably accurate though to the country's detriment. Two of our Nation's greatest leaders, Nixon and Trump, were Germans.

Jackson told the national bank where they could stick their renewal. He was anglo. Id put him above them


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They just let the Israeli courts issue a monetary judgement against two over their citizens over BDS activities. Real countries wouldn't put up with that shite

Dang it New Zealand Aussies don't have guns really and Canadians talk about being a post national state. Sad state of what used to be a good group of nations (minus the emu war of course)

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It's good to meet someone else who is woke

Consistently excuses have been made to get us in war, gulf of Tonkin for vietnam, incubators in gulf war, etc.
Some things never change

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Quite a great commonwealth family you've got there. India, Pakis, Zim, SA. Wow what a winning team.

The family is Britain (with northern Ireland because rightful clay), United States, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, debatably South Africa (due to dutch influence), and our dead brother Rhodesia.
India is that adopted kid that stands out horribly and the family laughs at

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read Cross of Iron by John Mosier.

Does it give a good perspective for the German side? Most books fail to do this

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Not a single battle was fought in Germany

Yeah I know. Would be pretty weird to find out that the nation you fought to defend didn't get touched by its enemies and yet the nation gave up the war.

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I get that the last offensive didn't go well but it ended in a ceasefire to go to the negotiating table,

Ludendorff saw the writing on the wall, at least in so much that they could not win but not necessarily lose. The last offensive by the allies did a number on German morale.

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The Bankers literally won that for the Allies, not the Allies themselves.

Theres money to be made in everything, and unfortunately war is one of those things. Having a global financial system on your side can be extremely beneficial because of that.
Doesn't change the fact that the allies won several battles in the closing days though.


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What did Patton think of the Germans.? You want to have a woke Patton thread? You trying to get banned?

Oh I know what Patton thought of the Germans
thought we fought the wrong people when he got to the soviets. Still, he pissed in the Rhine.

Both World Wars were a mess, and taking a ton of things from Germany in Versailles, putting forced payments on them for the war, and restrictions on military wrecked them. How they did not see where that would lead amazes me.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:49 am to
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Yeah I'm from the Midwest. Being mostly English there is like being a unicorn or something.
As far as the "American" category, you can lump a lot of that in with English. Most English people answer American on the census, other groups don't as much for some reason.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:49 am to
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Eh, Irish say the same thing.


Yea but the Irish are literally potato people. As bad as the eternal anglo is he is still leagues ahead of those Celtic tribesmen.

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But it was anglos that fought and won that war


They fought it, the French won it.

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Jackson told the national bank where they could stick their renewal. He was anglo. Id put him above them


Jackson was Scotch-Irish wasn't he? That would mean he was actually Scottish, which depending on where he could have had a great deal of Viking (Germanic) ancestry. Checkmate anglos.

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Consistently excuses have been made to get us in war, gulf of Tonkin for vietnam, incubators in gulf war, etc. Some things never change


It's almost like someone is pulling the strings up there.

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our dead brother Rhodesia


Stop roof posting.

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Does it give a good perspective for the German side? Most books fail to do this


Yes and no. It's a macro military history of Germany from WW1 to 1939 so not really German perspectives, if you'd like that I recommend Reaping the Whirlwind by Nigel Cawthorne, I read it years ago but it's a relatively non-biased account of the war (ww2) from different Germans and Japanese who lived it. It's very good.

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Would be pretty weird to find out that the nation you fought to defend didn't get touched by its enemies and yet the nation gave up the war.


Very weird, and then to have a bunch of Communist revolts led by foreigners across your country in the following year. Almost enough to make you adopt certain political views.

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Having a global financial system on your side can be extremely beneficial because of that.


So can promises to release certain lands to certain peoples involved in banking in both Germany and Austria should those countries lose. Arthur Balfour was the personification of the eternal Anglo.

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How they did not see where that would lead amazes me.


I think that a lot of them did. I can't recall all the quotes and it's late and I'm feeling lazy but IIRC many of the Allied Negotiators after Versailles said things to the effect of "this will only delay the war, not end it" and stuff like that. They knew it was a bad idea in the long run.
This post was edited on 12/2/18 at 12:53 am
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:51 am to
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Yeah I'm from the Midwest


Figured you were, which part?

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Being mostly English there is like being a unicorn or something


I split my life between the South and the Midwest and you're not kidding. I've since moved back to the rural upper Midwest and very very few people have English last names, so much so that it's remarkable and memorable when you run in to one. In the South I always felt weird being one of the few with a German one.

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Most English people answer American on the census, other groups don't as much for some reason.


Because they've lost their identity. They've forgotten themselves.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:56 am to
From Indiana
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 12:59 am to
Cool, my Dad's family is from the Evansville area.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 2:31 am to
Sorry, got side tracked with the yellow jacket protests. Frenchies stole a rifle from some security station

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They fought it, the French won it.

No win at York Town without the land victory too

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Jackson was Scotch-Irish wasn't he

Shoot he was. But then Scottish are subservient to the Anglo so, king us fig

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It's almost like someone is pulling the strings up there.

Yeah, problem arises though due to the answer differing depending on who you ask


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Stop roof posting.

Rhodesia is our brother. And we abandoned them, aside from that small group of mercs that went over

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. It's a macro military history of Germany from WW1 to 1939 so not really German perspectives

I may have to check that out. Few documentaries cover the interwar period for Germany effectively. Basically just say Hitler rises to power then bad stuff. Treat it like it occurred in a vacuum

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and then to have a bunch of Communist revolts led by foreigners across your country in the following year. Almost enough to make you adopt certain political views.

Yeah, one of the two ideologies between Communism and National Socialism was going to win post war Germany due to how messed up the Weimar Republic was.


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Arthur Balfour was the personification of the eternal Anglo.

Truly, one need only look at the almost beady eyes and moustache, and his ability to get us to join Britain against Germany

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I'm feeling lazy but IIRC many of the Allied Negotiators after Versailles said things to the effect of "this will only delay the war, not end it" and stuff like that. They knew it was a bad idea in the long run.

Yeah this sounds right. Still, walking away from the table with that in place, shouldn't have been done
This post was edited on 12/2/18 at 2:36 am
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 2:34 am to
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Evansville area.

Southern Hoosiers are interesting people. Sometimes it can seem that they have more in common with Kentuckians than those from further North. Good people to be sure though
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 10:55 am to
I’m from 1/2 Scotch-Irish-English and 1/2 German ancestry. So I’m basically a superman walking the Earth. Kneel before me.

Where I grew up, once you leave the delta and enter the hills, the number of persons of German (or colloquially “Dutch”) descent explodes. And they’re all strongly Catholic.

Had the world not conspired against Germany in Versailles in 1918, there wouldn’t have been a WWII. But the world created a public relations monster against Germany, and it was difficult for any government to give Germany any bit of a pass.

And Germany, being only founded in 1871, was far behind the other colonial powers in broadening its borders beyond Europe.
This post was edited on 12/2/18 at 11:01 am
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
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Posted on 12/2/18 at 4:26 pm to
Even the nations you’re calling Anglo are Germanic. The angles and Saxons came in and took out most of the Celtic Briton culture of England. The French come from the Franks, a Germanic people. The reason they speak French instead of Latin is because of the german Franks. French has the highest proportion of german words of any other “romance” language. So when the Norman French came through (called Norman from the the german Nordman), really they just introduced more/ different german into an already german culture.
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