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Posted on 11/17/18 at 11:23 am
Posted on 11/17/18 at 11:23 am
And my wife just says, "I need to get something off my chest." I say, "okay, what's up?" "I'm pregnant". "Umm yeah, good one."
She literally reaches in to her coat pocket and I said, "oh here we go, you probably ordered a faux test to mess with me". She then proceeded to hand me two tests. We're not even 20 miles from our house on this 3 hr trip.
This was a birthday trip and to get away from our children. Now I find out I'll have a third.
She literally reaches in to her coat pocket and I said, "oh here we go, you probably ordered a faux test to mess with me". She then proceeded to hand me two tests. We're not even 20 miles from our house on this 3 hr trip.
This was a birthday trip and to get away from our children. Now I find out I'll have a third.
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Posted on 11/17/18 at 11:40 am to momentoftruth87
Congrats on the sex 
Posted on 11/17/18 at 11:49 am to BowlJackson
Did not expect this at all. She didn't either. Doesn't help she's driving & I smoked this morning. Still kinda lost for words. What a weird time she decided to do this 
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:00 pm to momentoftruth87
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she's driving
Oh, so you're the one who's pregnant? That's very progressive of you
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:03 pm to momentoftruth87
Congrats Dad!!!!!
That is what happens when you have fun without a raincoat.
I know you are shocked now but you will get happy about it I’m a week or so.
Keep us updated.
That is what happens when you have fun without a raincoat.
I know you are shocked now but you will get happy about it I’m a week or so.
Keep us updated.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:03 pm to BowlJackson
I don't drive under the influence. I care about your family, mine, and others.
Can't afford a DUI now either
Can't afford a DUI now either
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:08 pm to momentoftruth87
Awesome news, MOT.
My first will be here after the holidays.
My first will be here after the holidays.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:13 pm to momentoftruth87
How are you going to get a DUI from smoking?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:15 pm to BowlJackson
Bath salts brah
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:27 pm to momentoftruth87
I didn't know they had field tests for bath salts now, I'll have to make a mental note of that. Thanks.
When you're smoking your bath salts at home just remember not to eat your babies face
When you're smoking your bath salts at home just remember not to eat your babies face
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:31 pm to momentoftruth87
Congratulations MOT !
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:45 pm to momentoftruth87
With that 5 head of yours, I don't know how you got a woman to sleep with you, but congrats.
There's a fix for getting your wife pregnant, in case you didn't know that.
There's a fix for getting your wife pregnant, in case you didn't know that.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 12:56 pm to kywildcatfanone
I hope you really don't think that's me in the pic - I know some around here are convinced it is me irl lol
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:05 pm to momentoftruth87
That’s not you?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:10 pm to DownSouthJukin
Maybe? Just updated my pic
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:17 pm to momentoftruth87
Go figure this comes up on wife's Pandora
*Don't ban me plz
*Don't ban me plz
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:17 pm to momentoftruth87
You don't type like a "gangsta".
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:21 pm to kywildcatfanone
I can assure you I am as gangsta as the man in my image
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:26 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 11/17/18 at 1:31 pm to momentoftruth87
Why you going to Louisville anyway? I know it's a gangsta place, but why?
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 1:32 pm
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