re: The problem with Texas A&M

They’re not necessarily bad people. They’re just the weirdos and dorks from your high school who all found a place to bond together.

They dress up and play make believe under the auspices of their numerous, cringy traditions. These traditions only serve to cause nerd hypothermia for anyone with a brain. Seriously, google them. It’s bad.

We knew when they left for the greener pastures of the SEC that it wouldn’t take long for aggy to start attempts at bogus rivalries and their hilarious version of shite taking. Because they lack any history of real success, aggy has to manufacture it with adorable little side stories and hero worship of better programs.

The fact that they would even attempt to smack talk LSU is revelatory of their helpless lil’ brother persona.

Thanks for the laughs- ole sarge let me have it! Dildos and what not. Hilarious stuff.