re: Fire this methhead frick

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Petrino gave the program its first black eye, John L continued to slap it around, Bielema slowly strangled it to death while he jerked off with $100 bills as lubricant, and now Chad is the creepy mortician sodomizing the corpse.

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Sub in Jeff Long for Petrino and you’d be accurate.

If we had a coach who put us back in the Top 5, I wouldn’t give a damn if he had a different volleyball player for every day of the week, and paid them all.

Stuff happens at Big Boy programs you never hear about.