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RIBOFF3 - Awards Ceremony

Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:09 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:09 pm





Ladies and gentleman,



A round of applause please for the winner of RibOff3...






Our new Grand Champion.......
























Grand Champion: Squatch Dawg





Well done, Squatch.


We'd be grateful for a few words as you claim your hard earned prestigious e-trophy..
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 3:43 pm
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
32659 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:11 pm to
Well done
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:15 pm to





BEST FIREARM



Winner: Deeprig9







Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:17 pm to




BEST VIEW



Winner: Litigator









Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:22 pm to





CRAB OFF SMACKDOWN



Winner: BigDaddyDawg









Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:26 pm to





BEST CHILD/DOG



Winner: Deeprig









Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:28 pm to





BEST SIDE



Winner: Litigator (arkansaw crab cakes)









Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:31 pm to





BEST DRINK



Winner: Jefferson Dawg (baseball bat flavored McSnoot Ale)









Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:36 pm to
And, last but not least






The competitors votes themselves were tallied




And the winner of RibOFF3's Cook's Choice award







goes to......










COOK'S CHOICE



Winner: Litigator



Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73822 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:36 pm to
Good job everyone.

They way I thought about it was "I've been invited to three different bbq's and I have a psychic ability to see how it all turns out- who's bbq to I attend?"

I couldn't help but vote for Bigdaddydawg's. I think a few more pics of the ribs and a little more content about his process, and he could have ran away with this.

Ribs and blue crab, and melty cheeseburgers, and Chuck Mangione, just unbeleivable. Bigddaddy's six pack of Lite tallboys not even in a cooler, knowing damn well they are getting consumed before they have a chance to warm up. I don't know if I'm even going to bother participating in future, all of yall are just too damn good.

This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:39 pm to
I'd like to dedicate my "Best Drink" award to my brother-in-law. Who left that thing behind in my cooler last weekend. Who would of ever thought such a random act could lead to a prestigious e-award! We did it man! Woooooo
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
8153 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:46 pm to
Good job JD, K-9, judges & all fellow competitors.

I’ll be updating the avi.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89776 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 2:51 pm to
Jefferson,

Does your award lead you to rethink your position on McSnoot's place in the beer industry, or can that be chalked up to simply a tasty aberration?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 3:01 pm to
There may be other good McSNoot Ales out there. I'm not going to be running around trying to find them though.

Also when you start to see baseball bat flavored beer and they're being serious and it's not a joke, I think it may be time to sell off any craft beer trend stocks you own.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
73822 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 3:04 pm to
The makers of that beer think marijuana and strango-jerk music are cool, and they made an overhopped beer meant to taste like weed but soaked it in sawdust first for a Atlantard gimmick, and you loved it... this is far out.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 3:42 pm to
It's not over-hopped. That's why it was good. And the over-the-top gimmickness of it also made it good. Because there's no way they are being serious, so it's like I'm sharing an inside joke with the brewer. OVerall though, I'm just shocked at how unsophisticated yours and Hobnail's pallets are for not liking it. You two should stick to beginner beers.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
19422 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 4:03 pm to
This is a great honor! I humbly accept the trophy and thank the judges for their diligence and other competitors for inspiring me to do my best. But this trophy isn’t about me...

It’s about the Dads who teach their children about the joys of grilling and pork

It’s about testing out that new grill for the first time

It’s about hanging it out there with seafood for a Rib Off

It’s about old guns, dogs and strange beer

But it’s really about every man that’s ever put flame to meat and taken on the burden for getting it right...while drunk....for family and friends. It’s about experimenting with local honey, strange rubs, charcoal, temp swings and the elements....while hunting for that pink ring.

That’s what Rib Off is all about.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. And God Bless America.
This post was edited on 5/21/18 at 4:08 pm
Posted by RhodeDawg
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Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 4:21 pm to


Great job Squatch and the other contestants, thanks for letting me play.
Great entertainment JD.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 5:29 pm to
Hear, Hear!!! Great speech, Squatch.



Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34696 posts
Posted on 5/21/18 at 5:52 pm to
Well, I guess that's a wrap. RibOff3s in the books.

Thanks everyone. Great job and drive safe.


We look forward to seeing you at RIBOFF4 - Tailgater's Edition LIve, this fall of 2018. God bless.











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