re: OT: mud ducks unlimited

Heres a quick quiz. An eerily accurate indicator of the degree of fricking racist frick that you are

1) Youre on a commercial flight that crashes into the Himalayas. stranded for weeks, who do you eat first

A. Al sharpton
B. Jennifer Lawrence

2) LeBron James offers to cum in your wife and make a blake griffin. do you..

A. Massage his prostate while he's fricking her to ensure it happens in one fricking
B. Divorce her immediately afterward because shes dead to you now and file for full custody

3) You loan the black guy at work $50 And he doesn't pay you back. What bothers you the most..

A. That he spent it on weed
B. That he lives in America

4) Your daughter brings her black boyfriend to the house and he kneels while your wife sings the national anthem before dinner. Do you..

A. Boycott dinner from that day forward
B. Have your wife salt the food heavily because blacks are predisposed to high blood pressure

5) You have two choices over who performs at your mother's funeral. Who do you pick

A. David Allen Coe
B. 2chainz