Hoganese

It was pig Latin but more complex.

thank God this is ending. now we just have to know how to pop the clutch properly

That Hoganese shite had to be the product of some obscure book on Leadership that Brett or one of the other coaches read, can just see it, "To bond a group together, it is important to create a group mind, signified by unique rituals and language to which only they are privy. Dating back to ancient times, bands of warriors have relied on such martial mysteries to bring out superior performance in the face of overwhelming odds."

Thank god they didn't read up on the Sacred Band of Thebes or things might have really gotten interesting.

Hey guys. How about we make up a language and call it Hoganese. That should help us beat Bama!

I think it's somewhere in Art of War