re: Kilo' s Early 2018 SEC Football Standings Prediction

West
1 Bama (Bama fans finally stop complaining about Hurts)
2 A&M (moral victory shirts and trophies, A&M creates new homoerotic ceremony to celebrate)
3 LSU (Coach O gets closer but close loss to UF keeps him from being tied for 1st)
4 AU (Kerryon to NFL after this year, Stidham huge stats but can't do it all)
5 State (Meh)
6 Ole Miss (Luke exceeds expecations, somehow)
7 Arky (new AD goes on medical leave for surgery, female acting AD fires Morris on the field after last game, real AD returns and fires her, she sues for discrimination, loses)

East
1 UF (if that field goal kicker returns, undefeated in SEC play, Mullen COY, beats FSU, Gator fans think next 5 natties are belong to them)
2 USC (Muschamp gives hope then rips it away in following seasons)
3 UGA (losing the RBs really hurts)
4 Vols (Pruitt implosion begins year 2, Vols start fund to pay his buyout and bring in Tee by year 3, who will make Vols elite by his 4th year)
5 UK (Venables gets hired and Stoops gets fired)
6 Vandy (Zero expecations for Mason, no one cares about Vandy)
7 Mizzou (losing Locke and OC ruins them)