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Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:10 am to texag7
Don’t listen to him, counselor. I’m sure you’re a great lawyer.
I bet you have a boat named “lawdawg” and say things like “It was oregano, Dave. A dime bag of oregano.”
I bet you have a boat named “lawdawg” and say things like “It was oregano, Dave. A dime bag of oregano.”
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 12:11 am
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:11 am to texag7
The joke is that you have never even attended A&M aside from visiting with your mother. Quit with the fricking fallacies, Daniel.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:12 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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The joke is that you have never even attended A&M
Wanna put 1K on that for a charity? We can let Chicken confirm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:12 am to Hugh McElroy
I just gotta day, my last post was genius, but most posters on here are too young and stupid to appreciate it.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:14 am to texag7
I saw the crayon diploma your mom got for you at the local McDonalds. I don’t know what she told you, but that doesn’t count.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:14 am to Hugh McElroy
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Don’t listen to him, counselor. I’m sure you’re a great lawyer.
oh god, I’m a terrible lawyer. Never argued otherwise, I just don’t have an Aggie boss.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:15 am to sealawyer
quote:you seriously assuming 93 is the year I was born???
Edit: Wait, 93 means you are just about the age to graduate law school. Please tell me you didn’t waste your life at Aggie law.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:15 am to sealawyer
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oh god, I’m a terrible lawyer. Never argued otherwise, I just don’t have an Aggie boss.
My gut says you don't have a boss at all and are unemployed.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:15 am to Hugh McElroy
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I just gotta day, my last post was genius, but most posters on here are too young and stupid to appreciate it.
I’m the one upvote in it as we speak.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:15 am to Hugh McElroy
I see you 
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:16 am to sealawyer
You definitely seem like a lawyer. This checks out.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:16 am to Warrior Poet
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My gut says you don't have a boss at all and are unemployed.
Still not an Aggie boss. Jim at the homeless shelter makes me his bitch, but he went to Rutgers, not A7M.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:17 am to Nguyening
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definitely seem like a lawyer.
Wasted and pissy on a Wednesday? Guess that checks out.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:19 am to Nguyening
Sealawyer was a term we used for enlisted men in the Navy that when brought in for any sort of disciplinary reason, would talk circles and quote UCMJ like they had it memorized. Maybe that’s the kind of law he is talking about.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:21 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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Sealawyer was a term we used for enlisted men in the Navy that when brought in for any sort of disciplinary reason
I make up a lot of bullshite drunk stories, but you are he first person to ever actually get it.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:23 am to sealawyer
I dealt with many a sealawyer
Always enjoyed some dipshit out of regulations preaching UCMJ to me. Some were damn good, actually.
Always enjoyed some dipshit out of regulations preaching UCMJ to me. Some were damn good, actually.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 12:25 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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dealt with many a sealawyer
You alone see where I get my wild bullshite, oh well, no one else ever got the joke.
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