re: UCF and S Florida is already fun

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Why Stadium Collapse Insurance?

Is this even a question? That rusty pile of crap could collapse at ANY TIME! It's been well documented that this stadium is a crap hole. I mean, look at the image to the right. That twisted beam is the result of shoddy construction and a deliberate attempt from idiotic UCF fans to shake their stadium. They're not geniuses.

Look... nobody wants to be in Orlando, ever. The only reason why there will be 40k+ at this game is because 20k+ will be USF fans. Let's be real - the stadium may not hold up.

Why risk dying in the first place? Good question. But if you ARE going, take a moment to protect yourself with a UCF Stadium Collapse Insurance Policy.

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Just don't. Seriously, don't even bother. We could put a form up here and try to look all professional, but we're not. We don't want to hear from you. We just want your money. Just pick your policy, pay your premium, and hope you don't die. If you do die, sucks to be you. You should have known better than to even enter that condemned pile of garbage. I've seen paper clips with higher quality construction.

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