re: Where were you when Chris Davis ran it all the way back?

In the upper deck of your shitty stadium. As we lined up for the attempt, my brother, who was a couple of rows in front of me, turned back to look at me for moral support. Having seen our field goal kicking that night, I yelled at him, "They're more likely to score on this than we are."

So yes, I fricking jinxed us and I am sorry. frick my life.