re: New Arkansas law will allow people to bring guns into Arkansas spoting events

I took an fifth in with me and security stopped me, told me to put it under my shirt as they turned their back before letting me in. The blue hairs in the section I was in were real prudes until I cut them in.

This was during college when the fam was forcing me to rough it sitting down with the peasants, now I don't have to worry about it as the suite is fully stocked pregame.