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Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:32 pm to
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:32 pm to


It's not only a great privilege, but a great responsibility.

I unbutton and unzip. I find the courseness of a metal zipper against my delicate man gland to be uncomfortable.

On a side note, how many of you guys sit to piss in the middle of the night? I, personally squat like a bitch. I've found it easier to do without having to turn on the blinding bathroom light and I don't have to hear my lovely wife complain about my piss splatter all over the floor as try and guide my stream through one half closed eye..
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:19 pm to
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On a side note, how many of you guys sit to piss in the middle of the night?


I've thought about it once or twice, then remembered what I've got down there and my obligation to my manhood, and didn't.












But sometimes when I'm on morning autopilot and go to take a deuce (first thing I do in the morning), and there is no deuce, I go ahead and piss while I'm sitting down, even though I know it's my obligation as a man to piss in the shower in the morning. I feel guilty and dirty afterward.
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