re: Zipper Question

It's not only a great privilege, but a great responsibility.

I unbutton and unzip. I find the courseness of a metal zipper against my delicate man gland to be uncomfortable.

On a side note, how many of you guys sit to piss in the middle of the night? I, personally squat like a bitch. I've found it easier to do without having to turn on the blinding bathroom light and I don't have to hear my lovely wife complain about my piss splatter all over the floor as try and guide my stream through one half closed eye..