re: Embarrassing confessions friends have made to you.

When we were living in the dorms in college, my buddy brings this chick back to the room. One thing leads to another and they had sex. After she leaves the next morning we were all sitting there in the living room and he tells us the following:

So we were going at it and I was super drunk. apparently so drunk that I blacked out during. When I came to I said "Your friends will need bikes and skateboards." Not only did he fall asleep, but did so long enough to have a dream that would elicit the response of "your friends will need bikes and skateboards." We all had a pretty good laugh and then it hit me. Not only was she so lame at sex that you fell asleep, but you were so lame at it that she couldn't tell.

Best part of the entire story, they're now married.