re: Step up to the bar and let Old Sarge pour you a glass of maroon koolaid

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IF YOU’RE THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO’S JUST LIKE oh i just want to keep it close OR oh man they’re biiig favorites im really worried GO TO YOUR BATHROOM LOOK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND ASK YOURSELF WHEN YOU BECAME SO WEAK. ASK YOURSELF IF CLAUDE GEORGE IS FIRED UP FOR THIS GAME AND IF HE FEELS ANGRY.

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YOU TELL ME IF ARMANI WATTS AND JUSTIN EVANS ARE SITTING IN THEIR HYPERBARIC CHAMBERS EATING RAW MEAT AND JUST THINKING TO THEMSELVES oh man let’s just go have fun it’s a fun sport MAN HELL NO THEY’RE ALL LIKE IM GOING TO TEAR SOMEONE TO PIECES USING MY FEET BECAUSE IT’S MORE OF A CHALLENGE THAN THEIR HANDS.

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TRILLVEON TRILLIAMS (TM) HAS CHOPPED HIS FEET SO MUCH IN HIS APARTMENT IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS GAME THAT THE PEOPLE BELOW HIM NOW HAVE A LOVELY SKYLIGHT TO LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HIS HOUSE...AND THEY’RE TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT.

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SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO DOESNT THINK A&M CAN WIN THIS GAME I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

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