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For one very simple reason:

Ole Miss fans are the only ones that think Ole Miss is relevant.

That's it. Really. I mean...you're 3-3 and becoming almost like a bye week for Arkansas...yet if one just reads the boards or listens to your insecure fans you'd think you have more NCs than Bama.

Any success you've had is obviously due to significant recruiting violations that most of you choose to try and pretend aren't obvious.

Other than that...we love you guys because you are an easy W during a very tough SECW schedule. Check the stats...Arkansas far prefers playing your preppy asses vs. Mississippi State. They actually play big boy football vs. that HS garbage.

Do you have another question? Happy to answer if you do.

I just have to say, that was a beautiful answer. Seriously, just a great work of literature from beginning to end. I want to take your words and weave them into a series of haikus. It's that good. Thank you.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm just so grateful for this thread right now. If you haven't put in your .02, you really, really should. It's not just gratifying; it's more than that. You feel as though you've done a service to all of mankind, and maybe even a few Auburn grads who got their degree and just kept studying and studying until they KNEW how to read.

But let's be real here, there's no guarantee you will ever have someone LITERALLY ask for this, not when there are sooo many great answers to burn them with. For that reason alone, you owe it to yourself, and we all owe it to those 2-3 dozen brave Auburn alum who can read this, but who cannot yet speak (not in written form, anyway) for themselves! Make it count!