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re: How much money a month do you spend on beer?

Posted on 9/23/16 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 1:04 pm to
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Started keeping track of exactly where all my money is going and I was a bit surprised how much was going towards my beer


Reminds me of a joke:

Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: About $5.00, including tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …is that right?
Man: Sounds right

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: What color is your Ferrari?
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