My children

Before MIZ-SEC was ever chanted, before it was ever a thought in any Missourians mind, I was here. Waiting. Preparing. Plotting. Readying myself to create what is now your reality.

Much like the way our universe was created, through God's consciousness, my consciousness created the atoms and molecules that placed our Tigers in the SEC.

You are all my children. My sons and daughters. My creations. My mind willed your Rant characters into existence.

Despite this great feat, which would surely create permanant arrogance in most mortal men, I come to you today with a sense of humility.

I did not fully understand my powers. Out of youthful arrogance I left the schools of mystery too soon, wrongfully assuming I was ready to create whatever my mind wished -- not understanding the repercussions and the dark forces fighting against the pure light of my consciousness.

I have spent the last 12 months in study and meditation readying myself for a return to the world I created. I now return to you with a full mastery of mythical powers.

I am your one true leader. Your creator. The Supreme Tiger. I share with you now alterations to the Book of Ranting.

When the rant bible was written there were no 'like' or 'dislike' buttons. No longer is it always necessary to rope yourself into a long debate with a lesser being.

- It opens up opportunity for the lesser being to find holes in your words, allowing for things to twist and spin away from the organic beginnings of the debate.

- It wears you down, stealing your pure light power and energy, transferring it to the lesser being.

Use the community of voters to beat your opponent when necessary. See example from your grand master here.

Do not feed lesser beings with responses. If a known enemy troll starts a thread, first see if it dies. A dead thread will hurt the lesser being more than anything you could say to it. By ignoring a lesser being you effectively negate any chance of it becoming empowered with the gift of your energy.

If others keep it afloat on the board, and it's absolutely necessary to defend our ancestors, then proceed with verbal destruction.

We will move like butterflies and sting like bees. We will be elusive. Hard to hunt down. We will eliminate the souls of our enemies with precision and accuracy, with deep cutting truths. We will display a greater understanding of energy transfer. We will not feed lesser beings with our supreme light.

My children, it's my great pleasure to be back with you now.

Hare Krishna. Hare Rama.

Namaste.