re: Bring me your positives from Saturday.

Bring me your positives from Saturday

The sun still shines and Bama has no chance of ever losing another game in the history of college football as long as the great Satan Nick Saban is breathing in the Tuscaloosa air and the other SEC schools are used as practice dummies and LSU never recruits a quarterback who can complete a pass without the aid of a pass interference penalty and Chad Kelly has more turnovers than a Polish bakery in anywhere USA and Arky, Tennessee, South Carolina and Florida look like dog shite in victories (to be fair a win is a win) and Auburn can't score in the middle of a nymphomaniac orgy while all hopped up on Ecstasy and Molly. And Kentucky blows a bigger lead than Ole Piss (well at least Piss lost to a team loaded with talent at every position). Should I go on? Where's the Ocean when you need him? He's gotta be pissing off road tater by this point. Piss on y'all. I'm back and flippin' deal with it.