Some of these are comedy gold.

AUB-Malzahn fired after bowl loss and they go 7-5 in regular season
ARK-Beliema stays put after 8-4 year, gets free liposuction visits added to his contract.
BAMA-Fans are pissed and Phyllis has a stroke when they dont win the Natty. Saban adds another blood presure medication but stays put
LSU-Miles "retires" after 8-4 and losses to Bama, Ark, Ole Miss
OM--NCAA comes bearing gifts, and unemployment is one of them.
TAMU-Sumlin found passed out drunk on a beach in Maui before the bowl game after 7-5 season.
MSU-Mullen stays put after no decent job offers come his way. 5-7 season in a rebuilding year

FLA-Coach Mac loses tie breaker for SEC East, school forgoes extension and gives lifetime supply of coupons for Crest 3D Whitestrips
UT-Finally, by pure dumb luck, wins SEC East. UT fans come out of the woodwork and the "Told ya so" begins
VU-Mason stays after 7-5 and upset over UK,USCe
USC-7-5 and Muschamp coins 4 new swear words. USCe fans start the "next year" talk
UK- Stoops fired after 5-7 season. UK fans still delusional that they will be anything more than a semi-pro basketball school
MIZ-4-8, Pinkel spotted in bleachers with a headset on, Shirley Temple in hand
UGA- 8-4 and a game short of the Eastern title. The fanbase divides as the Richt sympathizers claim "Richt wouldve gotten us there"

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