re: Which presidential candidate does each SEC coach most relate

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1. Bert = Chris Christie

Their mouths are as big as their bodies.


2. Gus = Mike Huckabee

Arkansans who use religion to advance in their profession.


3. Freeze = Ted Cruz

Creepy religious dudes stuck in 2nd place.


4. Kirby = Hillary

Both worked under the top leader of their profession (Saban/Obama) and are now trying to reach the top themselves. Both have wonderful hair.


5. Les = Ben Carson

Quirky dudes. You don't always know what they're saying, but it's hard not to like them.


6. Saban = Trump

Can't be stopped.


7. Muschamp = Jeb

Both have the pedigree (Bush name/Saban coaching tree), but neither have the ability to reach the potential of their pedigree. They both have one last shot to make a name for themselves in South Carolina.


8. Sumlin = Herman Cain

Both caught fire for a short period but are now afterthoughts after crashing and burning.

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