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re: Is Florida the best SEC team that nobody is talking about?
Posted on 6/15/16 at 9:41 pm to Edearl Watson
Posted on 6/15/16 at 9:41 pm to Edearl Watson
I'm pretty sure there's a secret meeting preseason (involving lots of cocaine and hookers) in which the writers draw team names from a hat such that every team gets one writer saying they're the favorite/dark horse/etc to win this or that, so fans can argue with each other, but whoever drew Florida must have been like "shite! Why me? This team sucks diseased monkey butt. Hey, I get TWO HOOKERS tonight to make up for this draw!"
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