Went gambling in Tunica. I drank to hard and to fast.
Went to the room early(left wifey down on the gambling floor). I went right to sleep. I woke up in the wee hours of the morning. I had to pee really bad. I noticed wifey was in the bed so all was well. We always leave the bathroom closet door closed but we also always leave the bathroom light on. So I headed toward the little crack of light at the bottom of the door. I'm wearing nothing but my drawers. I open the door and close it behind me. That's when I discovered I was in the hotel corridor. Guess what's now locked......you guessed it. Did I mention that wifey is an incredibly hard sleeper? especially when she's been drinking too. Well there I was. Knuckles damn near bleeding from beating on the door & not sure what to do next. So....off I go to the elevator to head to the front desk. Nah....I can't do that. So.....I turn and head to the stairwell. Where am I going?.....So....It's back to the elevator.....nope I can't do it....Stand next to the door for what seemed like hours. Finally wifey got to missing me and opened the door. As soon as she opened it I was standing right in her face and said......"Is this room 2134"? She damn near choked me to death.