Here is Arkansas fan SOP for coach leaving:

Rumor phase:

1. Damn, hope _____ doesn't leave
2. Wish we could have some continuity
3. We brought this guy in for (recruiting, NFL ties, insert extremely specific reason here), hope he doesn't go to (Auburn, Texas, Georgia, LSU, etc)
4. Huge melt

Its happening phase:

1. Is is really confirmed though? No one at UA Athletics forwarded me his revised contract for review prior to departure as I requested
2. This is a case of Bielema "suggesting" he find new employment. No real loss here
3. I've never liked him
4. He was a bad fit with Bielema's system. He just doesn't understand Bielema's unique approach to getting 7 wins and a mediocre bowl every year. Glad he's gone
5. All the players he recruited suck anyway OR He was just a "coach em up" guy, we need more of a recruiter in that role

It happened phase:

1. Lol at (Auburn, Texas, Georgia, LSU, etc) they just got a really shitty coach
2. We only hired him for (recruiting, NFL ties, insert extremely specific reason here) and he sucked at that anyway. Good riddance
3. Bielema has a good track record. I trust him with assistants.
4. Every staff has this much turnover. No biggie
5. Now we can call Pete Carroll

Next coach phase:

1. Holy frick, this guy has ties to (Texas, Florida, Louisiana, state du jour). He would be a huge get
2. Let's steal a coach from (Auburn, Texas, Georgia, LSU, etc). He's a great "coach em up" guy

Disappointing hire phase:

1. Who???? WTF
2. Well Bret met him once in an airport in 2004. I support Bert getting "his guys" into key roles
3. At least we aren't paying this a-hole that much
4. He may have been fired a bunch before, but he has ties to (Texas, Florida, Louisiana, state du jour). All Bert really needs is recruits. Bert can coach em up
5. He may not be a big name, but he can't be any worse that (person who just left us). That guy sucked
6. At least we have top facilities. Coaching doesn't matter as much as a bunch of bricks and steel, especially to kids wanting to get to the NFL. BTW, have you seen our new loge boxes??? TIGHT AS frick!!!