Dear Geraldine... do you mind if I call you that dear?

I've heard how itchy sand in the pants can make you. But I fully understand your angst.

Why just the other day in New Orleans I saw a car with an Alabama Alumnus sticker in the window... and even worse, a sticker had a picture of Saban with the words, "yes, I probably am right" on it, right next to the sticker saying "Henry, the Heisman" with him in the stiff-arm pose which he copied from the greatest RB ever, LF7.

But even more upsetting, on the bumper was a sticker with a picture of Ritter and the words "if you can't beat'um, cheat'um." In the side window was a picture of the SEC office with a "Birmingham city limits" sign photoshopped on it.

What finally sent me over the edge was the sticker that said "Proud parent of an Alabama graduate who works in the SEC office doing schedules or the upcoming year." The car sound system was playing the Alabama fight song with the words..."remember the Rose Bowl we'll win..." repeated over and over to remind my LSU friends they never ever went to the Rose Bowl.

The nerve of those people, right here in New Orleans for crying out loud. So, I went home and got a knife. Then I found the car parked outside of the Country Club and... heh heh... you'll like this ... I keyed it and slashed it's tires, just like we used to do to Alabama cars outside of Tiger Stadium... boys will be boys, no harm done, just good fun.

I had a piss-balloon and waited but the criminal didn't come out before the police arrived which caused me to duck out the back of the lot.

This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 2:23 pm