re: Thoughts on new Star Wars?

Did not like this movie. So frickin' derivative they should've just rebooted the whole franchise and/or pretended it was an alternate universe or something.

I mean, we were predicting the dialogue before it happened right down to the trash compactor joke from Solo.

And that whole death star scene was like they were trolling us it was so exactly like the first two Death Star scenes. Even that line from Solo to the effect of "there's always a way to blow those things up (chuckle chuckle)" felt like a troll.

And how about fat Luke Skywalker? What a p*ssy! He trains his sister's and best friend's kid so well the kid turns into Darth lite. So what does he do to rectify the situation? He flees to New Zealand, apparently.

Thanks for nothing fat Luke!

I mean, I could go on but that movie sucks. And I love Star Wars and desperately wanted it to be good.