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The real Kilgore versus twitter Kilgore....two different people
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:03 pm
The real Kilgore and I downed some suds at the Mizzou/Tennessee game. He bitched about people blocking his TV signal...really laid into a fellow Mizzou fan about it.
Dude is crazy.
When the Mizzou fan said something under his breath, Kilgore's wife jumped up and raised her hand like she was going to punch him.
I calmly grabbed her hand and said to her and Kilgore, "It's only the Ohio State game. Who the frick cares if they accidentally blocked the signal for split second? Chillax!"
They both looked at me and said, "frick off, Killz." Then, Kilgore knocked the beer out of my hand, got in my face, and said matter of factly, "You touch my wife again I'll break your arm over my dick."
I said, "Peace brotha," and walked away.
That couple is downright crazy.
The real Kilgore and twitter Kilgore aren't the same person.
For starters, the twitter image of Dr. Kilgore is rather pleasant and professional. Whoever that dude is seems like a real insider and looks nothing like the real Kilgore.
The real Kilgore is pretty intimidating. He's bald and either takes steroids or lifts about 8 days per week. Dude is jacked.
Also, the real Kilgore isn't very intelligent. At the Mizzou/Tennessee game I noticed the real Kilgore's grammar was very poor and I could actually hear his spelling mistakes.
Think about that for a moment, folks...I could hear his spelling mistakes.
Yeah...the real Kilgore and the twitter Kilgore are certainly two different people.
Dude is crazy.
When the Mizzou fan said something under his breath, Kilgore's wife jumped up and raised her hand like she was going to punch him.
I calmly grabbed her hand and said to her and Kilgore, "It's only the Ohio State game. Who the frick cares if they accidentally blocked the signal for split second? Chillax!"
They both looked at me and said, "frick off, Killz." Then, Kilgore knocked the beer out of my hand, got in my face, and said matter of factly, "You touch my wife again I'll break your arm over my dick."
I said, "Peace brotha," and walked away.
That couple is downright crazy.
The real Kilgore and twitter Kilgore aren't the same person.
For starters, the twitter image of Dr. Kilgore is rather pleasant and professional. Whoever that dude is seems like a real insider and looks nothing like the real Kilgore.
The real Kilgore is pretty intimidating. He's bald and either takes steroids or lifts about 8 days per week. Dude is jacked.
Also, the real Kilgore isn't very intelligent. At the Mizzou/Tennessee game I noticed the real Kilgore's grammar was very poor and I could actually hear his spelling mistakes.
Think about that for a moment, folks...I could hear his spelling mistakes.
Yeah...the real Kilgore and the twitter Kilgore are certainly two different people.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 4:22 pm
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:07 pm to mizzoukills
You know I literally believe nothing you write anymore.
As a matter of fact I am currently trying to fact check whether ohio state even played the same day as mizzou an tennessee.
The rest of it, no way.
As a matter of fact I am currently trying to fact check whether ohio state even played the same day as mizzou an tennessee.
The rest of it, no way.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:07 pm to Mizzoufan26
EAD
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:09 pm to Mizzoufan26
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You know I literally believe nothing you write anymore. As a matter of fact I am currently trying to fact check whether ohio state even played the same day as mizzou an tennessee. The rest of it, no way.
Fact check away, bruh. That's a true story. In fact, another person who posts here was at the real Kilgore's tailgate and can verify that my story is true....
BOOOM bitch!
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:09 pm to mizzoukills
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another person who posts here was at the real Kilgore's tailgate and can verify that my story is true.
Kills alter
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:11 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Kills alter
I don't have an alter. As a matter of fact, Mizzoukills is an admin approved alter. Think about that for a moment...
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:12 pm to mizzoukills
Great prose is often unappreciated.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:14 pm to Literalist
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Great prose is often unappreciated.
I'm the definition of underappreciated...
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:18 pm to mizzoukills
Kills, I was a lead writer for Weekly World News (you know, Batboy, Elvis is Alive, Osama in the Ozarks, Big Foot runs for President).
You'd fit right in.
You'd fit right in.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:22 pm to Literalist
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Kills, I was a lead writer for Weekly World News (you know, Batboy, Elvis is Alive, Osama in the Ozarks, Big Foot runs for President). You'd fit right in.
I'm not joking when I say that if a job like that paid well, I would absolutely LOVE being a writer with a mag like that!
In fact, at this time I'm in the process of mapping out a story for a future novel. I love to write.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:24 pm to mizzoukills
Kills, It was a lot of fun. I was also "Dorothy" the advice columnist. 8 million of my articles are on line still.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:26 pm to Literalist
What do you do now? How did you get that gig? Are you being truthful?
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:31 pm to mizzoukills
Retired health care administrator and freelance writer of many, many moons..in many, many publications (mainly magazines). The WWN job was the most fun gig I had, but I kept the day job.
Yes, truth. I'm too old to bullshite
Yes, truth. I'm too old to bullshite
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:32 pm to Literalist
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Retired health care administrator and freelance writer of many, many moons..in many, many publications (mainly magazines). The WWN job was the most fun gig I had, but I kept the day job. Yes, truth. I'm too old to bullshite
Well, I'm fascinated by your story. How did you get the WWN gig?
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:37 pm to mizzoukills
short answer is via contacts I had from writing for MAD and Cracked.
If you want more info, we can figure out how to get in touch. Don't want to piss people off on here with my off-topic shite
If you want more info, we can figure out how to get in touch. Don't want to piss people off on here with my off-topic shite
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 2:43 pm to Literalist
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Don't want to piss people off on here with my off-topic shite
Screw them! We're having a legitimately interesting conversation right now.
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short answer is via contacts I had from writing for MAD and Cracked.
Absolutely! Not only do I write...I also am an artist (oil painter) and illustrator.
Semo and Reedus have my email. You can reach them at mizzourant@gmail.com.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:02 pm to mizzoukills
I'll be glad to help you if I can.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:44 pm to mizzoukills
Welcome back!
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:45 pm to CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
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Welcome back!
I've been gone far too long, brotha!
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