re: Bama fan heckles Newton about getting paid

I was a bad fan today.

This morning, leaving Smiths Station, I made the bad mistake to stop at a gas station in Phenix City to fill up. Then I compounded that mistake by entering the store to buy a bottle of water. Yes, I had an Auburn t-shirt on.

So I'm getting my water and from the other side of the store I hear THOSE WORDS being yelled. You know what I'm talking about.

My first thought was shite, why did I stop here? OK, just pay for your water and get out.

I hear it again, lonnnnng and drawn out. I'm 3rd in line at the cashier.

Then this toothless redneck walks up to the cashier, stands in front of me, and says the unholy words yet again. At that point I had had enough.

"frick. YOU."

Man, that felt good! Dude had a shocked look on his face.

Then he looks at me and says "You know what?" and before he can say another word, I tell him "Well, I don't know YOU. And I don't WANT to know you. So why don't you just hop into your car, drive over to Auburn, and kill a fricking tree?"

By that time, the cashier who was obviously a Bama fan looked like she didn't want to serve me, but when I looked at her with my pissed off face, she decided that the best thing to do was to take my money.

As I walked by the trailer trash, he told me "Have a nice day" to which I responded "frick off."

OK, I've changed my mind. I'm not a bad fan. I regret nothing.