re: What makes a fan?

To actually be a fan of a team, you have to:


1. Attend the school and obtain bachelors and masters degree from said school.

2. Attend every home game and away game from said school.

3. Tailgate for every game that said school has for at least 6 hours.

4. You must know someone that plays or has played for said team.

5. Go on message boards and post about how other people aren't fans because they don't qualify as a fan due to 1-4.

Am I missing anything?