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re: SEC Rant "Things that I am thankful for" 2015 season edition
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:46 am to CNB
Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:46 am to CNB
I'm thankful for the SEC Network and all that delicious money, that allows us to pay our coach enough to convince him to stay in Mississippi.
I'm also thankful for Ole Miss for making us look so damn good. Otherwise we would be the worst school in the west.
I'm thankful for Gus, for reminding me how lucky I am to have a beautiful and sane wife.
I'm thankful for Les, for giving me appreciation for a stable, well paying job.
I'm thankful for Nick Saban, for reminding me that more money won't make me happy.
Lastly, but not least, I'm thankful for Bert.
I'm also thankful for Ole Miss for making us look so damn good. Otherwise we would be the worst school in the west.
I'm thankful for Gus, for reminding me how lucky I am to have a beautiful and sane wife.
I'm thankful for Les, for giving me appreciation for a stable, well paying job.
I'm thankful for Nick Saban, for reminding me that more money won't make me happy.
Lastly, but not least, I'm thankful for Bert.
Posted on 11/26/15 at 12:13 pm to skirpnasty
I'm thankful we took down an offensive state flag and maintained our status is the leaders in the state.
I'm thankful to have current winning streaks over Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Mississippi State and Texas A&M.
I'm thankful that my alma mater isn't so bad that it drives students to join Isis rather than stay at that school.
I'm thankful for PEDs and Paxton Lynch or we would have more on the line right now and my ulcer would be worsening.
I'm thankful for 5 Dimes for making my Thanksgiving in the Keys more palatable.
I'm thankful to have current winning streaks over Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Mississippi State and Texas A&M.
I'm thankful that my alma mater isn't so bad that it drives students to join Isis rather than stay at that school.
I'm thankful for PEDs and Paxton Lynch or we would have more on the line right now and my ulcer would be worsening.
I'm thankful for 5 Dimes for making my Thanksgiving in the Keys more palatable.
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