re: UPD punching a veteran at the game

A good buddy of mine cheated on his girlfriend in college and had scratch marks on his back the next day. He had been ignoring his girlfriend's calls the entire night and most of the morning, as he was looking for an alibi for his communication breakdown and the red scratch marks all over his back.

He let someone punch him in the face, hoping the punch would give him a quick shiner so he could lie to his girlfriend and say he got into a fight.

Not only did the punch not give him a black eye, but she already knew he had cheated and was only calling to break up with him. So, basically, he got punched in the face for no reason.

I know, I know, CSB.

I think this was 2009, for the record.

This guy's bruise will swell more the next day, but not that much, IMO.