re: Auburn fans on the Auburn Board want Malzahn to be fired

Permission-only team boards everywhere are like that last gulch in the heart of Appalachia where the same family has been incesting and moonshining and mudding, sometimes all three simultaneously, for twelve generations, getting uglier and uglier while the livestock gets prettier and prettier until you have Cousin Jeb and Aunt Bossy the Cow testifying on Sunday that the Lord a-tol' them both that it was time to stop screwing their sisters and start screwin' their sister's pets and, well, that's the story of why we shouldn't judge a fanbase by their message boards. The end.