re: Waffle House: How Do You Do Your Grits?

First, take a good look at the cook and that rag that's hanging out of his back pocket. Yes, that's his cleaning rag. What it cleans is up for debate. Could be the sores on his arms, for example.

Second, leave Waffle House without sitting down. Remember, there's only a very thin cloth barrier between the genitalia of WH's customers and those seats, most of the time. Do you want your genitalia that close to where their genitalia have been?