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re: Bama fan with fake Bama eye
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:58 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
Posted on 9/7/15 at 6:58 pm to FleshEatingSalsa
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Having said that, the first time I hear of a Bama fan removing a perfectly good eye just to do this, I'll swing by your place and we'll go beat the shite out of them together.
It's a deal, and we'll both wear home jerseys
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Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:06 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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It's a deal, and we'll both wear home jerseys
Hot damn. I'll bring the Krystals and you bring the plunger.
Posted on 9/7/15 at 7:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
At the age of 12 I had a bike wreck. I lost my left nut. They put a fake left nut in my nut sack so my right nut would not be by its self.
When I turned 24 I had my play left nut replaced with a ball bearing which I had inscribed with "Roll Tide Roll" and then painted Crimson .
My nut sack now has a zipper so I can take my false nut out. Sometimes when I'm at the bar I will buy a cute girl a drink and if she is a looker I sometimes will take my fake nut out and show it off.
Needless to say it is quite the conversation starter.
When I turned 24 I had my play left nut replaced with a ball bearing which I had inscribed with "Roll Tide Roll" and then painted Crimson .
My nut sack now has a zipper so I can take my false nut out. Sometimes when I'm at the bar I will buy a cute girl a drink and if she is a looker I sometimes will take my fake nut out and show it off.
Needless to say it is quite the conversation starter.
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