re: Say something nice about each sec team in your division

UF: frick you, but you consistently have a very good defense. Like us, too good not to come back at some point
UGA: cool campus, hot females, most consistently good team in the East.
UK: carries the conference in basketball. Stoops is improving the football team
SC: thanks for helping us the past two years with our comeback. Also OBC is legendary
Mizzou: everyone always counts you out, but you exceed expectations. Of course you're going to take a step down this year hahahahahaha
Vandy: you kind of save this conference from being regarded as an academic wasteland.