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re: Has anyone ever asked Josh Dobbs why he shaves his eyebrows?

Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 5:57 pm to
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It gives them an excuse when they go 5-7 and Dobbs looks like garbage. He has eyebrow mange! Leave him alone!


Even if they do go 5-7, which they most likely will, they will never pull this QB and replace him because he does have this horrible disease.

It would be like pushing a person in a wheelchair down a hill.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 6:02 pm to
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I'm talking about physical appearance altered from a medical condition. Also 5'6 is avg height, but standing next to big arse football players would make him look small. Personally, I would rather make fun of Saban's excuses after shitting the field than his height or weight.


Did a fricking Leghumper just mention a coach, other than Richt, in regards to shitting a field? Wow. A person who supports a team that has the original field shitter as head coach tries to be a rebel and strike out at another coach. Try harder.

Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 6:05 pm to
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Isn't alopecia just hair loss? Why is his skull misshapen


Are we supposed to just take the word of dial-up users down in mosquito infested hollers that he has this so called alopecia?

I don't think we have to do that. An infectious disease that oftentimes starts out with loss of eyebrow hair and a misshapen head is leprosy.

This goofy looking bastard may very well have leprosy.
Posted by GumpDyke
Nashville
Member since Dec 2014
1128 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 6:08 pm to
I guesz bUTtchugging doesn't cure it.
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 6:21 pm to
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I guesz bUTtchugging doesn't cure it.


bUTchugging doesn't cure leprosy.

Leprosy in the United States

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"Many people think leprosy is something limited to underdeveloped nations and has been eliminated from the United States," she said.

Leprosy does infect a few people born in the United States -- about 20 to 40 a year


Oh sure, Hickbillies aren't worried about it because they imagine he can win a few games for them. Most of the ones on this board can't afford a ticket to a football game anyway, so, of course they aren't worried.

But for those of us who do go to games, it is a real concern. Imagine this leper comes to the sideline and dips his leper head in some water and then shakes it out. Some of that water could land on people in the stands, maybe even in their eyeballs. Now they have leprosy thanks to these morons who think letting him play football is a good idea.
This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 6:23 pm
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:42 pm to
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Did a fricking Leghumper just mention a coach, other than Richt, in regards to shitting a field? Wow. A person who supports a team that has the original field shitter as head coach tries to be a rebel and strike out at another coach. Try harder.


So since Richt does shite the bed on about a yearly basis, GT/UF last year, I can't say that Saban shits the bed and then uses excuses, like the HUNHO or releasing draft grades afterwards?
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:44 pm to
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If you have alopecia, I thought you lost all your hair not just your eyebrows.
No and that is stupid. If you have breast cancer, do you think it is in both breast everytime?
Posted by GaTiger77
Member since Nov 2013
955 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:51 pm to
That's a really stupid comparison. But that's what you get with a leg humper.
Posted by Landsharks
Shreveport, louisana
Member since Jan 2013
8032 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 8:53 pm to
That's not a response thread. The dude is just an alien
Posted by Tigerkane79
Member since Oct 2013
304 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 9:02 pm to
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Alert Mi


You're a bitch
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 9:17 pm to
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This goofy looking bastard may very well have leprosy.

At least his is caused by illness.

Not because he is some trashy frick that doesn't brush his teeth or practice personal hygiene.


This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 9:18 pm
Posted by montanagator
Member since Jun 2015
16957 posts
Posted on 7/25/15 at 9:52 pm to
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True but Saban can't help being a member of the Lollipop Gang and we still mock his height.
I'm talking about physical appearance altered from a medical condition. Also 5'6 is avg height, but standing next to big arse football players would make him look small. Personally, I would rather make fun of Saban's excuses after shitting the field than his height or weight.


Maybe in North Korea, in the US 5'10" is average for men.


Everyone on here mocked Joakim Noah for how he looked and he's way more normal looking than Dobbs. I guess where I feel bad for Dobbs is at least Noah and Saban were kicking arse and winning titles when they got mocked, Dobbs is going to catch hell while busing to Shreveport for a bowl.
This post was edited on 7/25/15 at 9:55 pm
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 7/25/15 at 10:32 pm to
this went well
Posted by Alert Mi
Trussville
Member since Nov 2014
680 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 12:09 am to
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At least his is caused by illness.

Not because he is some trashy frick that doesn't brush his teeth or practice personal hygiene.


Whoa, Billie, there is no need to insult the appearance of children playing football. Attack the coaches, sure. Other fans, fine. But lets lay off the children who play the game. Have some common decency.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5683 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 3:50 am to
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Whoa, Billie, there is no need to insult the appearance of children playing football. Attack the coaches, sure. Other fans, fine. But lets lay off the children who play the game. Have some common decency.


I agree. That young man's teeth are in excellent condition considering who he plays for. Lay off the poor guy.
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 8:00 am to
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I agree. That young man's teeth are in excellent condition considering who he plays for. Lay off the poor guy.

His teeth were broken when his sister caught him nailing their cousin. Sis thought she was his only one.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16292 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 8:29 am to
If I decided to pick up the hobby of whittling / carving, Josh Dobbs face is probably the first thing I'd carve. No way possible to frick it up.
This post was edited on 7/26/15 at 8:33 am
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 10:26 am to
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That's a really stupid comparison. But that's what you get with a leg humper.
Yeah b/c alopecia is an all or nothing type deal, like you believe. It is a stupid comparison to you b/c you're to stupid to understand it.
Posted by Quicksilver
Poker Room
Member since Jan 2013
11203 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/26/15 at 6:11 pm to
this is a great thread. Tlandmass attacking the poor vols
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