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re: Embarrassing stories from your childhood
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:26 am to DocHoliday11
Posted on 7/11/15 at 10:26 am to DocHoliday11
When I was about 5 or 6, I tried to ride my older sister's bike. It was much too big for me and I swerved out of control and ran into our car. The screams of agony were heard from miles away as my crotch slammed into that middle bar on the bike. Caused quite the sore on the head of my pecker, which when the sore scabbed over caused my underwear to stick to my pecker. I would have to get in the bathtub with my underwear on to soften the scab whenever I needed to take them off. This went on for quite a while as the sore took forever to heal.
Posted on 7/11/15 at 11:17 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
One of my mom's brothers had a serious neck injury playing hs football. So she always made sure I was signed up to play baseball in the fall to keep me away from it.
I was a really good pitcher when I was young, and was playing fall ball in Atlanta. But when I played in that league, it was like I was Randy Johnson.
So everyone is pretty much terrible, since the best athletes were playing football. I had a catcher who had to throw it thirty feet in the air to get the ball back to the mound. One night game while pitching, he throws it back to me, and it was so high, I lost the ball in the lights. It landed directly in my right eye.
I cried for a few, but eventually finished the game. When I went to school the next day, the teacher pulled me aside, and asked if everything was okay at home, and wanted to be sure I wasn't being abused.
I was a really good pitcher when I was young, and was playing fall ball in Atlanta. But when I played in that league, it was like I was Randy Johnson.
So everyone is pretty much terrible, since the best athletes were playing football. I had a catcher who had to throw it thirty feet in the air to get the ball back to the mound. One night game while pitching, he throws it back to me, and it was so high, I lost the ball in the lights. It landed directly in my right eye.
I cried for a few, but eventually finished the game. When I went to school the next day, the teacher pulled me aside, and asked if everything was okay at home, and wanted to be sure I wasn't being abused.
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