re: GSB Letterman Tribute...........

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I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon

But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter

Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE

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