re: if you could go back in time and eliminate one college from existence....

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why would you eliminate the gump out of alabama?

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It was really following up on a previous joke. But posts like this (about Cyrus Jones):

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Something doesn't add up. If she wanted to save her precious phone, she had two clear choices.
1) hold it above her head out of his reach
2) Throw it to a friend 20+ yards away Either choice and he never sniffs the phone.

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Do I need to further explain?