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re: Name 5 things that Ranters would point at you and laugh about
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:28 pm to Kentucker
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:28 pm to Kentucker
1) Profoundly deaf in left ear
2) I once held pocket aces in a $2-$5 no-limit hold-em' cash game, raised preflop, and on a Q-Q-A flop, bet the pot, got called, turn was a 2, bet the turn, got called, pushed all in when a Q came on the river $855 total, got called--and lost. It was probably the closest ive come to murder when he flipped over Q-9 offsuit.
3) I've lived in Texas most of my life, but my 2 longest relationships including my wife hail from Arkansas.
4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
5) I dropped acid once and went to Disneyland once. One of the best experiences of my life.
2) I once held pocket aces in a $2-$5 no-limit hold-em' cash game, raised preflop, and on a Q-Q-A flop, bet the pot, got called, turn was a 2, bet the turn, got called, pushed all in when a Q came on the river $855 total, got called--and lost. It was probably the closest ive come to murder when he flipped over Q-9 offsuit.
3) I've lived in Texas most of my life, but my 2 longest relationships including my wife hail from Arkansas.
4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
5) I dropped acid once and went to Disneyland once. One of the best experiences of my life.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:50 pm to dead money
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4) I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
I work with a guy like this. Dude's 28 and is more salt than pepper.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 2:53 pm to dead money
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Profoundly deaf in left ear
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deaf money
Posted on 4/6/15 at 5:03 pm to dead money
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I'm not even 40 years old and I have more white than brown hair. frickin' genetics. My youngest brother is barely 30 and he's like 80-90% white on top.
Story of my life, I'm 38, my hair is way more white than brown. My chest hair is 50/50 now.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 6:16 pm to dead money
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1) Profoundly deaf in left ear
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