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re: Best encounter you've had with a cop
Posted on 3/22/15 at 2:58 pm to auzach91
Posted on 3/22/15 at 2:58 pm to auzach91
Small talk is actually good when you're pulled over. I always keep my A&M id next to my license in my wallet so when they ask to see it they see that I'm actually doing something with my life 
. They see a black guy driving a Lincoln and they assume I'm some drug dealer.
. They see a black guy driving a Lincoln and they assume I'm some drug dealer. 
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Posted on 3/22/15 at 4:06 pm to knight_ryder
was drunk as fuyck one saturday night i mean plastered. was leaving a strip club. was doing about.. every bit of 80 lol on a regular arse street trying to get home. got pulled over. i was so drunk i didn't even bother to lie i was like dude im' drunk as frick lol. don't even waste your time with the breathalizer.
he was like why are you speeding, and i was like well i'm trying to get home becuase i play the piano at church and i have to get SOME sleep before tomorrow.. which was true. it was about 2am and i had to be at church at 10:30am. he looked at me and was like okay how far are you from home i was like about 3-4 mins. he was like okay i'll follow you home but don't speed. so lucky
he was like why are you speeding, and i was like well i'm trying to get home becuase i play the piano at church and i have to get SOME sleep before tomorrow.. which was true. it was about 2am and i had to be at church at 10:30am. he looked at me and was like okay how far are you from home i was like about 3-4 mins. he was like okay i'll follow you home but don't speed. so lucky
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