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re: What's the best advice anyone ever gave you?
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:02 pm to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:02 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:19 pm to Kraut Dawg
Never trust a fart and never waste a boner.
Posted on 3/18/15 at 2:11 am to Kraut Dawg
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If you're ever going to cheat on your wife & have something to lose, masturbate first. Immediately after ejaculation ask yourself if cheating is worth possibly getting caught & losing everything you've taken so long to earn. If you say "yes" w/ your limp wanker in your hand, then go for it, it's worth it to you. If you say "no," and you probably will, then your problems are more likely within.
Reading that took longer than doing it.
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