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re: What's the most important rivalry to y'all?

Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:59 am to
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 9:59 am to
I bring 10-12 dog collars every gameday and place them around the necks of people who do the wolf howl. Then I beat them about the face with a rolled up newspaper for being bad dogs.

I'm also 8'11 500lbs of solid muscle so nobody asks questions. I'm a real person and I'm not lying.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
Middle of a layover
Member since Nov 2010
5606 posts
Posted on 2/19/15 at 10:08 am to
I bring free buffet passes to Golden Corral and 1-year AARP membership coupons to pass out at games

This usually keeps fogies like you at bay during the game so I can go back to secretly drinking and howling like a retard

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