re: Best Aggie joke?

Here's an oldie but goody and can be applied to pretty much any SEC fanbase, you bigoted P.O.S.s.

A TAMU grad who wanted to get a divorce went to the lawyer office next to the optometrist at his favorite Wal-Mart. He walks in and announces, 'Hey, I need to get one of them dah-vorces I been hearin' about.'

The lawyer said, 'Okay, that's what I do. So first off, do you have any grounds?' The TAMU grad replies, 'Yess, I got 40 acres right outside Waco.'

The lawyer says, 'No, you don't understand. What I'm asking is, do you have a suit?'

The TAMU grad says, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church every single Sunday.'

The lawyer said, 'No, what I mean is, do you got yourself a case?' The TAMU grad points to his green baseball cap and says, 'No, ain't got a Case. I'm a John Deere man.'


So the lawyer said, 'No, what I mean is, do you have a grudge?' The TAMU grad said,'Yessir, I gots me a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'

The lawyer sighs and tries again, 'Does she cheat?' The TAMU grad says, 'Yeah, but so do I. Poker ain't no fun if you don't cheat.'

The lawyer shakes his head and asks, 'Okay, fine. Does your wife beat you or something?' The TAMU grad says, 'Hell, she can't cheat that good."

By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated but tries one last question .So he asks, 'What about how y'all get along. For instance, is your wife a nagger?'

The TAMU grad shakes his head and replies, 'No, but our new baby boy is and that's why I wants a dah-vorce.'