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Santa controversy thread

Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:15 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:15 pm
1. Is Santa real?

2. What race is Santa?

3. How does the idea of Santa jibe with your political beliefs?

4. If you are a Christian how do you feel about Santa taking Jesus's place as the central character on Christmas?

5. Do you believe in Krampus? Who would win in a fight? Krampus or Santa?

6. Who is the better Holiday gift giver? Santa or the Easter bunny?
This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:37 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
28734 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:33 pm to
1. Yes.

2. Cracker.

3. Santa ain't no jive turkey. (I think you mean "jibe".) He's fine in my political realm.

4. Ambivalent.

5. No. However, if so, Saint Nick. He has a legion of small, violent craftsmen at his disposal.

6. Santa, and it's not even close.

"Greetings from the Krampus"

This post was edited on 12/24/14 at 11:38 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:36 pm to
You taught me something today. Jibe vs Jive. Thank you.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4316 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:40 pm to
What the hell is krampus
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:40 pm to
Slav detected.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4316 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:44 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 12/24/14 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

In German-speaking Alpine folklore, Krampus is a horned, anthropomorphic figure. According to traditional narratives around the figure, Krampus punishes children during the Christmas season who had misbehaved, in contrast with Saint Nicholas, who rewards well-behaved ones with gifts. Regions in the Austrian diaspora feature similar figures and, more widely, Krampus is one of a number of Companions of Saint Nicholas in regions of Europe. The origin of the figure is unclear; some folklorists and anthropologists have postulated a pre-Christian origin for the figure (see Germanic paganism).

Traditional parades in which young men dress as Krampus, such as the Krampuslauf (German 'Krampus run'), occur annually in some Alpine towns. Krampus is featured on holiday greeting cards called Krampuskarten.


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Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
5857 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:10 am to
My seven year old does not believe.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134050 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:15 am to
1. Classified

2. Elfin

3. He cool

4. DGAF. Most ppl aren't Christians so it doesn't bother me that he's become popular.

5. Who the frick is Krampus?

(ETA: WHAT. THE. frick? )

6. Easter Bunny sucks giant reindeer balls when it comes to gift-giving
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 6:17 am
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 8:28 am to
I wish that girl had a bowl of popcorn instead of fruit.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 8:32 am to
quote:

What the hell is krampus


According to American Dad he's a soul singing kid's arse whipping fool
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