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Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Bama54


No worries it took me some time but I read the whole thing
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
There you go, one foot in front of the other - step by step.

Wow, I wonder why nobody from Shaggybutthole has arrived to help? That's beside the point though - keep going - something about my girlfriend - maybe even, football?
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
No man don't send him away just yet. Pure golden shite nuggets are everywhere in this thread!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263099 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

However this one has some solid gold in it and would be worth your time.



Any thread started by a boy who's mother is a rich mans whore might have some chunks of gold in it.
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:26 pm to
No, don't scare him off! This is one of the funniest threads I've seen on here.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:28 pm to
I will agree with this haha this kid is delusional...I almost feel bad for the Ags having to deal with this for years
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:32 pm to
We need to bring him back - if we let a shortwhorn leave angry, he'll hurt animals until he feels better. We need to help him talk through the pain.
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
He probably had his phone taken up by a teacher
Posted by SugarMommysLittleBoy
Member since Dec 2014
180 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
Oh im not leaving bacon bits, Im here for the long haul up until we beat your arse in houston. I expect you to eat crow while im porking your girlfriend. You see what i did there
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 2:36 pm
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
School was cancelled for TCU/Baylor melt week.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

Oh im not leaving bacon bits, Im here for the long haul up until we beat your arse in houston. I expect you to eat crow while im porking your girlfriend. You see what i did there

Whew, someone might have lost Mr Mittens tonight, and I didn't want that on my conscious.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19318 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:41 pm to
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The NFL has loved Texas players


Emphasis on "has loved" (past tense). The 2014 NFL Draft didn't show a lot of love (oh wait, you're a Longhorn fan, taking it up the arse IS love down there in Austin)
Posted by SugarMommysLittleBoy
Member since Dec 2014
180 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

Emphasis on "has loved" (past tense). The 2014 NFL Draft didn't show a lot of love (oh wait, you're a Longhorn fan, taking it up the arse IS love down there in Austin)


We had a bad year last year. It happens. But we have studs on our defensive line right now that Strong is going to develop and like get drafted in the first round. We will be back next year
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

feel bad for the Ags having to deal with this for years




What you don't realize is that this guy is not even close to how bad most of them are. This is just a mild case of teasippery
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

It happens.




To some programs, sure. We wouldn't know.
Posted by SugarMommysLittleBoy
Member since Dec 2014
180 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

feel bad for the Ags having to deal with this for years

You do realize the ENTIRE BIG 12 was excited for you collie culters to leave the conference. Weve had to deal with your wierd shite for over a 100 years and you were an embarrasment to Texas. Yall leaving the state was the greatest thing to ever happen to the Big 12 and Texas
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19318 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:48 pm to
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AND I believe that when me shite turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert


That happened on Thanksgiving when TCU beat it out of you.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
19318 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

I take it they still haven't found those brains missing from the University of Texas?


Well it's clear the OP didn't take one.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 12/8/14 at 2:50 pm to
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Yall leaving the state



Why would we leave a state that we literally and figuratively run?? This is our state, bruv
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