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re: Rivalry Week is Here - Pic, Fark, Joke thread.
Posted on 11/25/14 at 7:54 am to atlgamecockman
Posted on 11/25/14 at 7:54 am to atlgamecockman
A Clemson fan walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Clemson jersey and helmet, and festooned with Clemson pom-poms.
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the SCvsClemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The rivalry game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 5 years.”
The bartender says, “Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You’ll have to leave!”
The Clemson fan begs him: “Look, I’m desperate. We’re both big fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can watch the SCvsClemson football game!”
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar to watch the game. The rivalry game begins with the Clemson receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 30, and kick a field goal. With that the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, “Wow, that is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen! What does that dog do if Clemson beats South Carolina?”
The owner replies, “I don’t know, I’ve only had him for 5 years.”
Posted on 11/25/14 at 7:59 am to CockInYourEar
I dont always talk to clemson fans...
but when I do, I order large Fries from them
but when I do, I order large Fries from them
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