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Posted on 11/17/14 at 12:26 pm to GetCocky11
Posted on 11/17/14 at 12:26 pm to GetCocky11
This story pisses me off. Let me tell you about my time in Athens:
I was wandering the streets the Friday before the game. I stopped to light a cigarette and kept on walking. Suddenly, I realized I'd lit my hair on fire. I saw a crowd of UGA fans walking down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street and started calling for help. Not a single one did. Let me reiterate: My. Hair. Was. On. Fire. And. They. Wouldn't. Cross. The. Street. To. Spit. On. It. So I raced into a nearby bar and yelled that my hair was on fire. Again, not a single UGA fan would waste even a few drops of their precious, precious beer by throwing a bottle at my head. I could clearly see several bottles were almost empty, but the UGA fans cared more about their beer than my burning hair. Luckily, a Vandy fan wandered in around that time and pissed on my head to put out the fire.
So you can imagine how much it pisses me off to see that an Auburn fan -- not even in the same division -- whose pants are on fire is treated better than a Vandy fan.
I was wandering the streets the Friday before the game. I stopped to light a cigarette and kept on walking. Suddenly, I realized I'd lit my hair on fire. I saw a crowd of UGA fans walking down the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street and started calling for help. Not a single one did. Let me reiterate: My. Hair. Was. On. Fire. And. They. Wouldn't. Cross. The. Street. To. Spit. On. It. So I raced into a nearby bar and yelled that my hair was on fire. Again, not a single UGA fan would waste even a few drops of their precious, precious beer by throwing a bottle at my head. I could clearly see several bottles were almost empty, but the UGA fans cared more about their beer than my burning hair. Luckily, a Vandy fan wandered in around that time and pissed on my head to put out the fire.
So you can imagine how much it pisses me off to see that an Auburn fan -- not even in the same division -- whose pants are on fire is treated better than a Vandy fan.
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