re: Hilarious article about Aggy

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I can't possibly imagine how that could work.

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It works like this. If the girl is attractive, all the guys will want to frick her. And they'll be really nice, until she decides which one of the group of guys she want to frick as well. Then you'll have secret sex for a while, then everyone finds out, and she's not as popular with all the guys, and she gets resentful from the lack of attention, and then you'll bang for a while, but the fighting will get worse, and then she'll hate you because she'll realize that her group of friends is actually your group of friends because the basis of the friendships is by proxy and her flirtatious nature which she pretends is harmless but deep down she knows that's why she gets attention because she's gorgeous and all guys really want her is a terrible way to base a friendship, and she'll wallow in misery and then get married to the weird homeschooled dude next apartment over because he's naive and will put up with all her bullshite because he'll never talk to a chick that attractive otherwise.

That's how it works.